Welcome to the annual Loveplugs Royale, where the two challengers go head to head to decide who has the best butt plugs! In the red corner, weighing in at 172lbs, Phil!
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In the blue corner, weighing in at 147lbs, Lucy!
In each round, the two contenders will produce their pick for the best butt plug in that category, and our panel of expert judges will decide who wins. The contender with the most wins at the end of the match will be crowned Loveplugs champion 2019! So let’s get ready to ruuuummmblllleeeeee!
Referee:
Round #1 - Best Stainless Steel Butt Plug!
Phil:
My favourite stainless steel butt plug is a little bit different. It’s this 10” anal hook, complete with a ball right at the tip! When you’re looking for something a little bit special, this is exactly the sort of thing you need!
Lucy:
You’re not the only one who likes something different Phil! My favourite stainless steel butt plug is this caterpillar stacked ball butt plug, featuring not just one ball at the tip, but five different balls all along its body!
Phil:
We all know you’re a big fan of balls Lucy, but more doesn’t always mean better...
Referee:
Judges verdicts.
The votes are in, this year's best stainless steel butt plug goes to… Phil with his 10” Anal Hook!
When you’re bored of your usual butt plugs, stainless steel can be a firm reminder of all the fun you can enjoy. This anal hook takes that to the extreme, providing deep and powerful stimulation, and helping to restrict you with it’s inflexible body. For the true adventurers, this can even be incorporated into bondage ropes, to make sure they won’t be going anywhere you don’t want them to.
Referee:
Round #2 - Best Silicone Butt Plug!
Lucy:
My top silicone butt plug is this specialised prostate massager! The silicone feels simply luxurious when I wear it, and the gentle curve hits all the right spots for me.
Phil:
If you’re looking for something to hit the right spot, especially the prostate, you should try my tapered, beaded butt plug. The curve lets you really explore the inside of your body, and, best of all, it’s purple not boring old black!
Lucy:
Well if tapered is what you want, why use those when you can use something that’s actually designed to hit that prostate of yours...
Referee:
Judges verdicts.
With a narrow victory of 2-1, Lucy’s prostate massager is the best silicone butt plug in 2019!
Having a woman telling you how good it is should really show just how amazing this prostate massager truly feels. It’s distinct and gentle vibration really help to bring intense pleasure to your anal play. The soft silicone slides in easily, is comfortable to wear, and easy to clean. Plus, if you happen to have a prostate gland, this is one of the best ways to hit just the right spot!
Referee:
Round #3 - Best Glass Butt Plug!
Lucy:
Glass gives you the chance to see what’s going on, and there’s nothing like a big gape to turn me on! My choice for glass butt plugs is the super large transparent glass anal plug. It’s one of the biggest butt plugs I’ve tried and really stretches me to my limits!
Phil:
Feeling the stretch is definitely one of the best things about butt plugs, but it’s got to be comfortable too. Glass is one of the nicest materials to wear, and having a choice of sizes means that there’s always something to fit my mood. I choose this transparent glass anal plug!
Lucy:
No way! Bigger is definitely better. They don’t call me Lucy Hole for nothing!
Referee:
Judges verdicts.
With three different size options available, Phil’s choice of glass butt plugs is the clear winner here. The strong glass feels amazing when you insert it, and is strong enough to withstand temperatures both hot and cold for the kinkier users! With a 3-0 score from the judges, it’s a complete knockout!
Referee:
Round #4 - Best Jeweled Butt Plug!
Phil:
Feeling the stretch is definitely one of the best things about butt plugs, but it’s got to be comfortable too. Glass is one of the nicest materials to wear, and having a choice of sizes means that there’s always something to fit my mood. I choose this transparent glass plug!
Lucy:
Everyone always goes for the heart shaped ones… My choice is something completely different with this set of three, ebony diamond butt plugs. Who needs to choose a color when you can have a butt plug that looks as amazing as this one!
Phil:
Wow Lucy, I hadn’t seen that one. I don’t stand a chance this round.
Referee:
Judges verdicts.
With a clean sweep from the judges, the best jeweled butt plug is the ebony diamond set!
With a distinctive look, the ebony diamond butt plug set is sure to turn some heads. Choose from three different sizes depending on your mood, and rest assured that the high quality stainless steel will feel as comfortable as any other butt plug! Besides, what person who like jewels, doesn’t like diamonds?
Referee:
Round #5 - Best Tail Butt Plug!
Phil:
Alright, I have to win this one. For the best tail butt plug I’ve brought this eye-catching purple fox tail. With a total length of 18” it’s enough to show you mean business, but the fur gives off much more of a fun vibe! Who wouldn’t want to be a purple fox?
Lucy:
That’s a nice looking tail, but I’m a bit more of a realist. I’ve brought along this 18” brown and white fox tail. The fur looks just like a real fox, is nice and bushy, and really helps you get into character.
Phil:
A realist, huh? You better get real about losing this match then Lucy!
Referee:
Judges verdicts.
With a score of 2-1 it’s another close one, but the best tail butt plug goes to Lucy’s realistic fox tail butt plug!
Featuring a gorgeous and soft tail stretching an impressive 18, this is sure to turn some heads. The metal butt plug is comfortable to wear, and you’ll love showing your tail to anyone you can!
Referee:
And with the conclusion of the match, we can clearly see that the winner is Lucy! With a score of 3-2, she is the undisputed Loveplugs champion 2019!
And for our winner’s choice award, the judges have chosen the set of ebony diamond jeweled butt plugs! Of all the butt plugs that entered the ring today, this one is undoubtedly one of the most unique we’ve ever seen. With such a distinctive design, it has to be this year’s winner’s choice.
Phil:
Well, congrats Lucy! I guess you really do know more about butt plugs than me.
Lucy:
Thanks Phil! But you were tough competition. We’ve sure both learned a lot these last few years. Do you remember when we first started using butt plugs?
Phil:
Yeah I was pretty worried about it. I was so afraid it was gonna hurt I didn’t even really enjoy it the first few times. But thanks to all the helpful advice I found at Loveplugs, I was able to relax and enjoy myself. I realised there was nothing wrong with exploring my own body, and that using butt plugs was giving me some of the best sexual pleasure I’ve ever had!
Lucy:
You’re completely right! But the best part is that each butt plug is unique, and can feel totally different when I wear it. I love having a massive variety of butt plugs to choose from, so there’s always something that I’m in the mood for!
Phil:
Well I’m sure looking forward to next years match. We’d better keep up our anal training so we can try out all the new butt plugs that come out in the next 12 months. Maybe they’ll be able to make one that cleans itself!